By Jonathan Marino
Don't scrape your plate
when you finish a meal
and cut the Chase
a bank that steals
Raise your hand before you speak
I'm trying to change, no Dad don't peak!
Haven't showered in a weak
would it be rude of my friends to say I reek?
They're all just rude bitches.
Don't wanna be rude, but if it's
polite of you to speak about me
then, I'd rather be a rude bitch
All the shit we do
just to prove
we're not rude
But, who the fuck are you
to say I must behave new
Nah, fuck you
Here comes a lady, how rare
a mighty fine femme, long hair
get to your table, "pull out my chair"
Butch, don't just stand there.
Don't call me a gentlemen
I don't own any settlements
I'm not settling for temperaments
No one holds the door for me when
I enter my measurement
If the spoon goes right
and left goes the fork
you'll spoon me tonight
and then the pork.
Manners are meaningless without the moment
but they matter so much when you're going
and seeing that one chew mouth open
Ugh, why would you chew your gum like that?
No, seriously, wtf that's disgusting do you honestly
not realize how fucking obnoxious you're being?
Chomping away like not a care in the world
Did your mother teach no manners?
Other people exist you mongrel and none of which
want to hear that shit.
My god I hate you.
Have some decency.